{"id":2628,"date":"2016-07-15T22:50:04","date_gmt":"2016-07-15T22:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2016-07-15T22:50:04","modified_gmt":"2016-07-15T22:50:04","slug":"how-to-be-single-best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/quotes\/how-to-be-single-best\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Be Single Best"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;Robin:<\/strong> In every male-female friendship there\u2019s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted?<br \/>\n<strong>Alice:<\/strong> Two and a half, but maybe three if I\u2019ve eaten.<br \/>\nRobin: Okay, and Tom\u2019s is eight. So you can\u2019t hit eleven drinks between the two of you. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you.<br \/>\n<strong>Alice:<\/strong> If I had more than five drinks I\u2019d hook up with you.<br \/>\n<strong>Robin:<\/strong> My drink number is twenty-seven.<br \/>\n<strong>Alice:<\/strong> What?<br \/>\n<strong>Robin:<\/strong> I wouldn\u2019t even touch myself on less than twenty-four.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>-How to be single<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Robin: In every male-female friendship there\u2019s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted? Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I\u2019ve eaten. Robin: Okay, and Tom\u2019s is eight. So you can\u2019t hit &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/quotes\/how-to-be-single-best\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to Be Single Best<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[17],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2629,"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions\/2629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fernandocc17.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}